Sarah Palin stands exposed today as images of her reading off of the palm of her hand during the recent retard convention, I mean Tea Party Convention hit the web. BOTF has used our exciting new photo enhancing technology to divine the info scrawled on Palin’s hand. And the truth is indeed, shocking. I dare say it is flabergastingly gob-twickeringly shocking.

The Chalk Show with Craig Staggs Episode 3 featuring Brendon Walsh (brendonwalsh.com). This weekend in Austin: Le Sexy, Doug Mellard, and Bryan Gutman. Directed by Jessica Gardner.

Big Ol’ Tire Fire The Chalk Show with Craig Staggs Episode 2 featuring Tami Nelson and Chris Trew of The New Movement Theater. This weekend in Austin: Fun Fun Fest.

Tack it on the inside of your locker. Cover the hole you use to peak in on your sister in the shower. Roll it up and kill bugs with it. Or, just stare. Stare! It’s the first Freerange Asshole poster. Rock it.

Hey everyone.  I’m Jason Andres from Big ‘Ol Tire Fire.  That’s a picture of me from Stonehenge.  Notice my comedic irreverance and silly devil-may-care attitiude.  That’s a clear sign that you are dealing with a Jason Andres, for sure.

If you’re like me you probably google yourself some 35 times a day.  Am I right? I mean, really, what else is there to do?

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