Alamo Public Access and Garry

Garry's body guard is really old

Number one, I went to RAIN last night. What? Anyway, how many cosmos I had is not the point. The point is that I saw Garry Shandling at RAIN last night. Plus a “body guard”. I can’t imagine who the hell Garry needs protecting from, but I guess I’ve never been famous like Garry so what do I know. Maybe all kinds of people want to kill him or fuck him or just get him drunk and steal his Civic. I kinda wanted to do all that after he skipped out on that drink he said he was going to buy me. Fucking Dick. 

Well, Garry, I’m going to  to see some of Big Ol’ Tire Fire’s best videos on the big screen tomorrow night at the Alamo Drafthouse. And if you show your fucking face around there, I will also be doing some karate tomorrow night. Alamo Public Access