A Short Transition into Smartness

You may have noticed a change in Big Ol’ Tire Fire lately. Namely, we’ve been posting a lot of cool shit. That isn’t to say that our sketch comedy and short film days are behind us. Oh no.

Hayden Panettiere's Dog Eats Tampons

On my desk right now are scripts for six sketches involving dog-digested tampons, three that deal with coffee table rape, and a wet bag of earth that Mark insist will be involved in Squatch Patrol this summer. I don’t know how. All I know is it has left a stain on the cover of my High Times magazine and it smells like going tubing.

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We will still be producing our confusing and juvenile material. Right now we are working on a new short and a feature film script. We will also re-purpose bigoltirefire.com as a pro-comedy web site. Over the next few months we will be adding features and content that will make you shoot milk out of your butt in laughter.

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We’ll also inform you as to how to find other people who want to make milk shoot out of your butt. We will also post the things we think are funny in hopes that when milk shoots out of our butts it may also shoot out of your butt too. And that will bring us all closer together. And sell some towels
So check back daily to the new bigoltirefire.com To see how bad ass we are becoming.