Brendon’s 28 Ways to Tell If You Have a Boner

Brendon Walsh used to come to our “meetings” and hog up all the chocolate milk. These days, he’s living with Guil in LA and probably writing for Everybody Loves Raymond or that show about the fat guy with the hot wife.

He loves to talk and write about boners. This is from his MySpace blog.

28 WAYS YOU CAN TELL YOU HAVE A BONER

1) your penis is erect
2) You are a gay
3) you just wrote “wash me” in the dirt on somebody’s dirty truck window
4) a bumblebee flew into your shorts and stung you on the butthole
5) you are looking at a poster of Pamela Anderson
6) your brother just farted into your mouth
7) you live in Boner City
you are a German Shepherd
9) your mailman just gave you a Blumpkin
10) you have your own Hanna Montana
11) you just got shot with a laser beam right in the wang
12) you have digital cable
13) there is macaroni and cheese smeared all over your balls
14) you just applied Head On directly to your asscrack
15) there are slices of bologna stuck to your tits and butt cheeks

If you are still unsure, there are also “More Ways to Tell If You Have  Boner”.