Factbreakers! — “President” Obama!
Posted: August 31st, 2009 | Author: Doug_ROX | Filed under: News | Tags: birther, Comedy, factbreakers, obama, president | 1 Comment »Factbreakers! The hard-hitting series of expozays expozays the dirty truth about everything from “swinging” nightclubs to seedless watermelons.
Exposay #2 — “President” Obama!???!!!!
Clearly on the outs
I hate to break the facts to you…
but I don;t think he’s the president anymore! That looks like a post-presidential cigarette if you ask me. And he looks drunk — like he had a going-away party for himself and got totally wasted and now he’s hung over and gotta get a ride homw and face the wife.
Besides, That election where he won was almost a year ago, so it’s gotta be over pretty soon anyway.
Factbreakers! says we have new elections and get anogther president right away, but this tome, get one that lasts longer and/or has his own car. Even if it costs a lot more, it would be worth it.
Screw you, Doug!
When we find out who you are, I’m going to ram a spellchecker up your ass.