Comments on: I’m the Jason Andres of all Jason Andres’ !!!! http://bigoltirefire.com/news/im-the-jason-andres-of-all-jason-andres/ Concept, character & production from Austin's comedy outlaws. Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:23:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Mark http://bigoltirefire.com/news/im-the-jason-andres-of-all-jason-andres/comment-page-1/#comment-1245 Mark Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:07:05 +0000 http://bigoltirefire.com/?p=1991#comment-1245 I'm betting he's more like the rest of the JA's - a braying jackass among lame stallions. I’m betting he’s more like the rest of the JA’s – a braying jackass among lame stallions.

]]> By: Steve French http://bigoltirefire.com/news/im-the-jason-andres-of-all-jason-andres/comment-page-1/#comment-1243 Steve French Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:33:44 +0000 http://bigoltirefire.com/?p=1991#comment-1243 hi, my names Steve, thats Steve French to you, and i have the absolute pleasure of knowing a certain Jason Andres, he's a great chap, who likes nothing beter than to take long strolls along the beach, gazing out over the water and enjoying the most beautiful of sunsets, he also likes soaking in the hot tub whilst sharing a glass of wine with that special someone, he loves all sports, from cricket to chess, netball to polo and rugby to sumo wrestling, it comes as no surprise that he happens to be a regular at the most infamous of all the best private nightclubs in the land, since he is refferred to as the most majestic warrior on the dance floor since he was shown the secret dance moves from the dance masters of the north ( a long way away, over high mountains and wide rivers). He can be found meditating on the most simple of ethical questions sitting under the giant oak tree on the banks of the Quanxie River alongside Song Mountain, carfree and high on LSD, my friend Jason Andres is so cool, that everybody who meets him refferrs to him as Mr Cool, aka, I C Cool, He truely is great, holy and occasionally flying high on the Methamphetamine drug known as the mighty WizBang. He is a religious man who prays to Crom, so its comes as no surprise that when he shall die, he will go before his god Crom, where he will be asked the age old question, " What is the riddle of Steel" and if he does not know it, Crom will cast him out of Valhalla and laugh at him, thats Crom, Strong in his Mountain. Jason Andres, you are a Stallion among mules! hi, my names Steve, thats Steve French to you, and i have the absolute pleasure of knowing a certain Jason Andres, he’s a great chap, who likes nothing beter than to take long strolls along the beach, gazing out over the water and enjoying the most beautiful of sunsets, he also likes soaking in the hot tub whilst sharing a glass of wine with that special someone, he loves all sports, from cricket to chess, netball to polo and rugby to sumo wrestling, it comes as no surprise that he happens to be a regular at the most infamous of all the best private nightclubs in the land, since he is refferred to as the most majestic warrior on the dance floor since he was shown the secret dance moves from the dance masters of the north ( a long way away, over high mountains and wide rivers). He can be found meditating on the most simple of ethical questions sitting under the giant oak tree on the banks of the Quanxie River alongside Song Mountain, carfree and high on LSD, my friend Jason Andres is so cool, that everybody who meets him refferrs to him as Mr Cool, aka, I C Cool, He truely is great, holy and occasionally flying high on the Methamphetamine drug known as the mighty WizBang. He is a religious man who prays to Crom, so its comes as no surprise that when he shall die, he will go before his god Crom, where he will be asked the age old question, ” What is the riddle of Steel” and if he does not know it, Crom will cast him out of Valhalla and laugh at him, thats Crom, Strong in his Mountain.

Jason Andres, you are a Stallion among mules!

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