SXSW…wow…Seriously!!

Man.  SXSW was crazy this year.  Crazy different!  This year was undeniably unique–a paradigm, if you will.  Sure.  Most people will remember it as the year Metallica busted out the classics, or Kanye and Common did their thang.  Devo and Jane’s Addiction even reunited, and who could forget the Echo and the Bunnymen set at the Music Hall?  Yep.  SXSW felt different this year, but it wasn’t the big names or increased media coverage that made it so.  Nope.  It was the fact that I decided to start having sex with my penis.

This year I decided to have sex by putting my penis into a lot of vaginas, and not only did I put it in them, but I also pulled it out, then stuck it back in, then out, and repeated until I made gizm, and an overhwelming feeling of contentment washed over me.  Man, I sho ended up fucking a lot of out of town slit!  I am talking heaps and heaps of foreign vadge seemed to just….just…pile up at my door, and being a citizen of Austin, I felt it my duty to service as much international tang as I could.  And unlike past years, this time I did it…with my penis.  Can’t wait for next year.