Hey everyone.  I’m Jason Andres from Big ‘Ol Tire Fire.  That’s a picture of me from Stonehenge.  Notice my comedic irreverance and silly devil-may-care attitiude.  That’s a clear sign that you are dealing with a Jason Andres, for sure.

If you’re like me you probably google yourself some 35 times a day.  Am I right? I mean, really, what else is there to do?

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This is the premier episode of my new video blog all about Austin comedy and events. It is directed by Jessica Gardner. This first episode features an interview with Mark Stewart and I recommend some bad ass stuff to do this weekend.

If you have something to promote that is funny feel free to hit me up. And check back each week for a new episode.

Smile, damn you, smile.

From designer Lauren McCarthy comes the happiness hat! A wearable device that tries to kill you if you ain’t happy.

happiness hat from Lauren McCarthy on Vimeo.

See more at lauren-mccarthy.com

This is a blast from the past. One of our early videos where I do some character work and Jason plays tuff Jason and sings about tits. I thought it might be a nice way to announce our new T-shirt. If we sell a bunch we can afford to buy one for ourselves then we can shoot a video that will surely go viral that features the t-shirt, then sell hundreds more. Oh and I’ll shave my balls if I see you out wearing one. I swear to God I will.

Big Battle Fat Camp from Mario Pena on Vimeo.

This is a short stop-motion film done by our friend Mario for Bloodshots 2009.  Mark and I did some voice acting for it. You can tell which voice is mine because the little doll representing my firm thighs and tight ass bounces up and down in perfect time to the melodic timbre of my voice. You can tell which one is Mark because he sounds like a kid with a mouthful of marshmallows. Happy Halloween!