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		<title>Banking on Kidneys &amp; Daily Show Kicking CNBC&#8217;s Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CraigO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last long term investment I made was a bulk box of condoms so the financial crisis has yet to hit me where it hurts. All my money is still safe in the bottom of my underwear drawer under my copy of the Victoria Secret catalog from fall of 1997 and next to the fluffy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last long term investment I made was a bulk box of condoms so the financial crisis has yet to hit me where it hurts. All my money is still safe in the bottom of my underwear drawer under my copy of the Victoria Secret catalog from fall of 1997 and next to the fluffy socks that make my feet look fat. But, the tellers at my bank have been equally aggressive and nice lately, offering things I don&#8217;t want and being damn happy when I turn them down. Leaving me with the sneaking suspicion that something sinister bubbles deep in the sheet-rocked bowels of my local B of A. Some pulled spring waits to snap and when it does the building will be re-purposed as an organ harvesting operation with white gloved tellers that capture ignorant bank costumers with trap doors activated by big red levers.</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m no economist, and I am pretty sure some of that vision is influenced by drugs or alcohol. But if you work for BofA and you are looking for a new idea to stave off the crows and delay the dark of night that falls around you, then call me. I got some drawings to show you. Money is the old way, dude. Kidneys is the new gold.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 460px"><img src="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/27/sweeney-todd-helena-bonham.jpg" alt="In Sweeny Todd people got sliced up too. Maybe this is a theme we could approach for the bank lobby and teller uniforms. Welcome to Bank of America, can I interest you in a meat pie?" width="450" height="248" /><p class="wp-caption-text">In Sweeny Todd people got sliced up too. Maybe this is a theme we could approach for the bank lobby and teller uniforms. Welcome to Bank of America would you like a meat pie?</p></div>
<p>That in mind. I bring you this from the Daily Show. It&#8217;s a clever break down of the people who were supposed to warn us about the cloud of fuck that now rains on our heads, but instead they fell in love with the smell of rich and went all wide eyed and goofy.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CraigO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it&#8217;s better to keep quiet and have people suspect you are a dumb-ass than to speak up and remove all doubt.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s better to keep quiet and have people suspect you are a dumb-ass than to speak up and remove all doubt.</p>
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		<title>Hilah Johnson is Ethel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CraigO</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, for those of us who know her, this does not come as a surprise. Our own Hilah Johnson has been cast as a bad ass in Christopher Sharpe&#8217;s new horror/action movie called The Spiderbabies. The script is by Chris Sharpe and yours truly and will shoot this spring in Austin and Oklahoma. Here is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://thespiderbabies.com/"><img src="http://christophersharpe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hilah-ethel-01.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="356" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hilah Johnson being hot as shit.</p></div>
<p>So, for those of us who know her, this does not come as a surprise. Our own Hilah Johnson has been cast as a bad ass in Christopher Sharpe&#8217;s new horror/action movie called The Spiderbabies. The script is by Chris Sharpe and yours truly and will shoot this spring in Austin and Oklahoma. Here is a link to Chris&#8217;s blog with more news about The Spiderbabies.<br />
<a href="http://christophersharpe.com/news/hilah-johnson-is-ethel/"> http://christophersharpe.com/news/hilah-johnson-is-ethel/</a></p>
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