Hey! My name is Mr. Jackie, and I love America!!

Hey!  My name is Mr. Jackie and I love America!  I mean, I really really fuckin love this country!

You could probably tell by my tasteful Gap chinos and sweater vest.  No?  Look at the goddamn backdrop if there was ever any doubt in your mind, then.   I don’t know if I could spell it out any clearer for you!  That’s the Star….Spangled…BANNER I’m in FRONT of, cuz, in case you didn’t pick up on the reference.  Come again?  Is the subtlety behind this shot just COMPLETELY lost on you?  I’m a fuckin kid in front of my country’s flag, damnit, squinting his little eyes like I just got up from a nap or something.  I’m Mr. Jackie!  What’s so hard to get?  Yeah, I already passed the cute phase, and am sort of floundering in that limbo spot that’s kinda awkward, like I still act like a baby and shit, but I can tie my own shoes, and I should probably just go away for a year or two until I can pick a maturity level and stick to it.  I love this place.  Christ.  Get off my back!