Fucktown (Sex & The City Read by Dudes) At Highball
What would you call Sex and The City if it were about men?

There is VERY LIMITED SEATING for this event. Current estimates are only eighty per night! 18 and over! Immature audiences only!
8 bucks.

For tickets go to http://www.thehighball.com/events/fuck-town-9pm-8-2/

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Fucktown (Sex & The City Read by Dudes) At Highball
What would you call Sex and The City if it were about men?

Austin comedy makers Big Ol’ Tire Fire answered that question in 2008 with the resounding success of Fucktown, starring Jason Andres, Chase Staggs, Craig Matthew Staggs, and Mark Stewart as four dudes screwing their ways across New York City. Over one hundred people – hardcore SATC fans and fans of irony in general – skipped opening night of the first SATC movie to drink cosmopolitans and sit on Craig’s lawn for this ridiculous staged reading about the perils of dating dudes, orgasms, babies, and shoe shopping.

A new SATC movie this spring begs the show’s return (with new episodes!), this time presented in the showroom of South Austin’s luxurious Highball! With table service before and during the show! Lowbrow meets highbrow! Fucktown at Highball!

Lending their considerable talents as the dudes our heroes screw and love are: Philip Emanuel, Brently Heilbron, Joey Hood, and Dustin Wills!!!!!!!

There is VERY LIMITED SEATING for this event. Current estimates are only eighty per night! 18 and over! Immature audiences only!
8 bucks.

For tickets go to http://www.thehighball.com/events/fuck-town-9pm-8/

Much love,
Miranda

Hey everyone.  I’m Jason Andres from Big ‘Ol Tire Fire.  That’s a picture of me from Stonehenge.  Notice my comedic irreverance and silly devil-may-care attitiude.  That’s a clear sign that you are dealing with a Jason Andres, for sure.

If you’re like me you probably google yourself some 35 times a day.  Am I right? I mean, really, what else is there to do?

What gets me lately is the ridicule I’ve been receiving from some people who think it a little obsessive of me to fixate so much on my ‘online persona’.  They don’t get it.   But hey, I’m a member of an elite club – I’m a Jason Andres – and membership requires I wear a lot of half shirts and stay on point.  To show you exactly what I mean, I have chosen to highlight a few members of this sacred fraternity – my brethren – the other Jason Andres’:

Here’s a good example.  We’re festive.  We’re fun.   And, not only do Jason Andres’ look good against blue backgrounds, but we look almost saintly framed in leaf borders.  This one’s expression says: “Hello, I’m Jason Andres, and when I get done doing this really important thing I’m doing, I’m going to have sex with you.”  A classic Jason Andres look, to be sure.

Here we are being cocky again.  Busted!  This is the kind of Jason Andres who would love nothing more than to explain the pros and cons (who am I kidding – their really aren’t any) to installing and maintaining your very own koi pond.  You’d probably even get into his car if it were raining and you had been out looking for your missing dog all afternoon, and he rolled up and somehow knew your full name and address and had a nice hot cup of cocoa in one hand and your dog’s collar in the other. That’s how we do it.  It’s in the trusting eyes of a Jason Andres.  Dog lovers, one and all.

Jason Andres is a master of commerce, but he’s also not afraid to get his hands dirty, as demonstarted by one of our rural namesakes here.  He can also strike a casual pose ‘on the fly’.  Notice the toe-to-ground /  heel-up position of the right foot.  That’s relaxed!  This particular Jason Andres just took a dump at a Dairy Queen.  Didn’t even eat.  Just went in for the dump.

We’re winners – plain and simple.  Jason Andres’ set their sights high – so high, in fact, that they find it hard to breathe when they get to where they’re going becuase the oxygen is so damn thin…cause it’s so..high up..like as in elevation.  Also, it’s lonely at the top.  Jason Andres’ know the loneliness of the winner’s circle.  They’ve worn the green blazer!  They’ve hoisted the cup over their heads!  They’ve felt the stinging spray of champagne on their private parts in a locker room!

So as you can see it’s a hell of a club I’m in.  And you thought I was the wondrous and compelling one – HA !  We’re all just doing our part, one Jason Andres at a time.  And yeah, admittedly I enjoy being the first Jason Andres to pop up on a google search .   But I have a feeling it won’t be for long.  I’m pretty sure there’s a young Jason Andres out there right now just waiting to take that #1 spot from me.  And unto him I say:

Come and get it muthaf***a!!!!