Jason Answers “Where Is Jerry?”

Okay people.  Now, I am sure you are probably all wondering…seriously, guys…WHERE IS THE NEW FUNNY? I know.  I get it.  I am just like you..just better at a lot more things and generally more interesting and a little taller, but what I mean is I know where you are coming from-from a hum-drum vacuous state of complete and utter unfunny shittitude.

That may sound a little harsh.  But if I may quote the movie Hot Rod, “Life is pain.  You gotta scratch out a little fun.”  I know the meaningless depths of your own personal hell.  Believe me.  I have never actually experienced the kind of loneliness and despair from which you suffer, sure.  I have an incredible tan and make various jams and jellies in my condominium, but I think I have some clue of what you are going through.  Shoot.  I speak for the whole group when I say, “hellz yeahz weez dozz.”

YOU NEED US!

Let me let you in on a little secret.  This one is strong enough for a man and comprehendible enough for a woman.  We here at bigoltirefire.com have had to put the funny on hold for a moment while we retreat to the woods to attend Elaine Boosler’s Comedy Camp in an effort to once again attain that spark that had ignited our funny in the first place.

It’s okay.  We slipped.  We lost our way.  It happens, even to the most brilliant and well adjusted among us.  It’s been a helluva ride, and Elaine and her staff have done their best to rejuvenate our love of laughter and sarcasm and irony and poo-poo and pee-pee and retards and drugs and shit.  The spark has been recovered, and I have personally made love to Elaine Boosler by the moonlight and she will be accompanying me back to my condominium where she will help me make my jellies and jams.

The point is, before you know it, 4 MORE EPISODES of JERRY! will be uploaded and ready for viewing so stay tuned!  We will never let you down again.  Camp has taught us that-that you NEED US, that it our duty as arbiters of FUNNY to administer the fuckin’ comedy jamz, so hold tight and check us daily…tell your friends…and take a stroll through the annals of the website and view classic videos from the past months….and in the words of Peter Frampton, “We are in you.”

- Jason Andres

JERRY! Part One

Part One of Five:
We are happy to present Big Ol’ Tire Fire’s JERRY! You’ve asked for it, you’ve demanded it, you’ve sent us threatening emails regarding it and now you’ve got it. The film that has inspired many, frustrated a few and confused all is back in five easy to watch instalments.

Inspired by the greatest film ever made (Jerry Maguire) five losers set out to become the greatest concept rock band ever. If you loved The Who’s Tommy, Pink Floyd’s The Wall, R. Kelly’s Out of The Closet, Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie, or Tom Cruise’s Jerry Maguire then you will love the shit out of Big Ol’ Tire Fire’s Jerry!

JERRY!:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

Big Ol’ Tire Fire’s Jerry! Screening Thursday, Oct. 16th 8PM

Big Ol’ Tire Fire’s Jerry! at Clementine Coffee in Austin, Tx Thursday October the 16th at 8PM. We will rock our movie all up in your face so hard it will make you want to give up watching stoner movies about concept bands. You will never again wish to experince the hilarity of low budget high concept musical comedy because we will spoil it for you. This movie rocks that much. A second chance given by God to those who missed the first screening. Soon to be touring bong stained living rooms across the country, it’s a cult hit without the cult. If you bring an impressionable run away we’ll bring the long black robes. See you at the induction brothers and sisters.

JERRY! premieres this weekend

Meanwhile, get ready for this weekend…

Tiny Thug

Tiny Thug is coming soon to a computer near you. Here’s an outtake from our upcoming movie Jerry!.