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		<title>Franz Kafka International Airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Franz Kafka International Airport has been named World&#8217;s Most Alienating Airport. In a strange way this reminds me of Humble High School where I was once told by an administrator that following stupid high school rules was just practice for following stupid adult rules. To which I responded that the same could be said for [...]]]></description>
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In a strange way this reminds me of Humble High School where I was once told by an administrator that following stupid high school rules was just practice for following stupid adult rules. To which I responded that the same could be said for breaking high school rules. I then took off my pants and waddled like a drunken duck to English 3.</p>
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