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A poem by me, Dennis Calmonte

Posted: June 16th, 2009 | Author: Jason | Filed under: News | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments »

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Hello, my name is Dennis and I am a sophomore at McColley High School and I draw pictures of shoes as a hobby and collect packets of various condiments from fast food places as a second hobby, and I like anime a lot too, but not too much like an obsession like some people say (Harley).  I am a bagboy and work at Randalls and here is a poem I wrote about a lady whose groceries I bagged today who was pretty and smelled good and I was too shy to tell her that I loved her.

Lady with fruits

I want to squeeze all the fruits you just bought like I want to

squeeze your own woman fruits that are on your chest and are big.

Lady, I do not know your name but you smell like a beauty factory that

makes flowers and tits.

Yes, I will carry all your purchases to your car for you and then once

I have put them in your trunk I would like to put something else into your trunk, but not another bag of groceries, hint hint…

When you wrote a check for you groceries I saw that you had Bugs Bunny on them and I thought that was funny because I have seen him on my sister’s shirt except on that shirt he is a hip-hop Bugs, but on your check he was just regular and I like your ass.

Lady with fruits I love you and hope you will come back, cause then I will tell you how I feel when I see you and you will love me and rub my balls, maybe.

–Dennis Calmonte